Dynasty Watcher Gifts

It's Adams Time

Great Chinese Dynasties

'You can just forget about the cake.'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

Trump

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

What are we doing today? Installing raised beds. Then we'll plant them for a couple who want organic vegetables. Brilliant, Dad. Tree's Tree Nursery. You take the hard work out of gardening. Right. And give it to me! Right again!

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

A king and his paperwork.

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

Origins Of Evolution

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

Dog says hi to a cat.

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

'Simple case of gravity, mom.'

"I learned about the despotism at the same time you did."

I think it's time he left home.'

"War criminal and felon meet at Whitehouse (moral compass goes AWOL)"

'Every TV show seems to have a lucrative phone-in competition these days.'

"If it slows down, just ask my father about the murder he always swears he did not commit."

Look,that is not your Daddy

"Just wait until my autobiographical one-woman show."

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

"Hey. Smells funny. Fix it. And bring me a beer."

'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'

Report No Evil

"Really, Mr. Stevens, this fantasy of being turned into a giant frog is absurd. We both know there's no such thing as a curse, and you can't seriously believe your mother-in-law is actually a witch. . ."

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'