Monarchy Watchers Gifts

'It's the Secretary-General of the United Nations -- are you here?'

'You can just forget about the cake.'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

A king and his paperwork.

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

"I learned about the despotism at the same time you did."

Elizabeth II

'He's still addressing the nation.'

'Yeah, my dad used to howl at the Moon before, but now he struggles to stay awake past sundown...'

Lady Jane Grey

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

The King and His Real Estate Advisors

UK dissolution

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

'Pass the word around. The era of big government is not over.'

'Look, that peasant is eating something -- the economy's on the move again!'

Royal Variety

Charles I

Elizabeth I

Anarchy/Monarchy.

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

"That is your will, Your Highness, and this is the will of the people."

London Gin Company Limited - By Appointment to Queen Mother

'Go on then.....Rule!'

'To be or not to be . . . contingent on royal funding.'

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

The Queen

'Have a nice summit conference -- don't destabilize anything.'

Queen's crown made of previous Prime Ministers.

Royal Wedding - Car with celebratory union flags,

'We had a full and frank exchange of views.'

Punk rock Boris Johnson and the Queen

"The recession seems to deepening."

Question now is who needs an old corgi who can curtsy and walk backwards out the door.