Monarchy Follower Gifts

'Well, they sure voted for change THAT time.'

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

British Prime Minister

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

Elizabeth II

"But it would be rude to raise taxes on my friends."

Lady Jane Grey

"He's retreated into nationalism."

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'He's still addressing the nation.'

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

Duchess of Cambridge

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

King Richard I

'Look, that peasant is eating something -- the economy's on the move again!'

'Pass the word around. The era of big government is not over.'

UK dissolution

Elizabeth I

Charles I

"And then at 3 you have a meeting with the royal pain in the butt."

'Go on then.....Rule!'

'He's so behind the times - his Hot Line is rotary!'

London Gin Company Limited - By Appointment to Queen Mother

"My majesty!....Hm....I like the sound of that!"

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

Not what he meant.

'We're a constitutional monarchy now- so, you can call me 'Hank'.'

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'