Monarchy Follower Gifts

'Well, they sure voted for change THAT time.'

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

British Prime Minister

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

The Royal Wii.

Elizabeth II

"But it would be rude to raise taxes on my friends."

"The militant hard-liners are making demands, the fanatical zealots are issuing threats, and the moderate centrists are offering suggestions."

'Make sport of the Queen.'

"He's retreated into nationalism."

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

'He's still addressing the nation.'

Lady Jane Grey

Duchess of Cambridge

King Richard I

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

UK dissolution

'Pass the word around. The era of big government is not over.'

'Look, that peasant is eating something -- the economy's on the move again!'

Elizabeth I

Charles I

"And then at 3 you have a meeting with the royal pain in the butt."

'We're a constitutional monarchy now- so, you can call me 'Hank'.'

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

'Go on then.....Rule!'

"My majesty!....Hm....I like the sound of that!"

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

Not what he meant.

"Consult the people by all means, Your Majesty, but I don't think a referendum is a good idea."