Monarchy Followers Gifts

'Look, that peasant is eating something -- the economy's on the move again!'

Queen Elizabeth overtakes Victoria as longest reigning monarch on September 9th, 2015

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

British Prime Minister

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

The Royal Wii.

Elizabeth II

"But it would be rude to raise taxes on my friends."

"He's retreated into nationalism."

Lady Jane Grey

"The militant hard-liners are making demands, the fanatical zealots are issuing threats, and the moderate centrists are offering suggestions."

'He's still addressing the nation.'

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

Duchess of Cambridge

King Richard I

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

UK dissolution

'Pass the word around. The era of big government is not over.'

Charles I

Elizabeth I

"And then at 3 you have a meeting with the royal pain in the butt."

London Gin Company Limited - By Appointment to Queen Mother

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

"Consult the people by all means, Your Majesty, but I don't think a referendum is a good idea."

'He's so behind the times - his Hot Line is rotary!'

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

Not what he meant.

'We're a constitutional monarchy now- so, you can call me 'Hank'.'

"That is your will, Your Highness, and this is the will of the people."

"My majesty!....Hm....I like the sound of that!"

'Go on then.....Rule!'