Monarchy Followers Gifts

'Look, that peasant is eating something -- the economy's on the move again!'

Queen Elizabeth overtakes Victoria as longest reigning monarch on September 9th, 2015

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

British Prime Minister

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

Elizabeth II

"But it would be rude to raise taxes on my friends."

Lady Jane Grey

"He's retreated into nationalism."

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'He's still addressing the nation.'

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

Duchess of Cambridge

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

King Richard I

UK dissolution

'Pass the word around. The era of big government is not over.'

Elizabeth I

Charles I

"And then at 3 you have a meeting with the royal pain in the butt."

'We're a constitutional monarchy now- so, you can call me 'Hank'.'

'Go on then.....Rule!'

London Gin Company Limited - By Appointment to Queen Mother

"My majesty!....Hm....I like the sound of that!"

'So what else can you do, besides reign?'

"That is your will, Your Highness, and this is the will of the people."

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

"Consult the people by all means, Your Majesty, but I don't think a referendum is a good idea."

Not what he meant.

'He's so behind the times - his Hot Line is rotary!'

The Queen