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"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

Networking

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

Compression

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

'She posted her first blog today.'

"O.K., if you put it that way."

"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you."

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

'As chairman, that's my opinion. I propose we table any motion to further discuss this matter. All those in favor say 'aye'. All those opposed say 'bye'.'

'I owe you an apology, Greffman -- Let's keep it that way.'

Desk sign: 'Brown-nose'.

'I have power - but it's not the kind that's easy to abuse.'

'Working on my computer save me loads of spare time. To do more stuff on my computer.'

'I've never had to butter up the boss. I've always been the boss.'

"I'm right here. Focused!"

"There's no need to go round the table - I know who I am."

'I need you to be more MORE DECISIVE when agreeing with me.'

The Modern Damocles -

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

'Mom, I need a push.'

The power of the blog.

GPs could be forced to switch IT systems onto new NHS digital contract

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

"A few of the staff are still a little unsure of their roles in the company...so here's a quick recap."

"I don't do intimidation"