Power Dynamic Enthusiast Prints

Hierarchy In The Junk Drawer

'Every time we have an argument you've gotta drag the boss into it!'

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

Oligarchy

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

Compression

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you."

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

"O.K., if you put it that way."

'As chairman, that's my opinion. I propose we table any motion to further discuss this matter. All those in favor say 'aye'. All those opposed say 'bye'.'

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

Desk sign: 'Brown-nose'.

'I have power - but it's not the kind that's easy to abuse.'

'I've never had to butter up the boss. I've always been the boss.'

'Jones, I don't like you because it's so hard to find something to blame you for!'

"There's no need to go round the table - I know who I am."

Would anybody else like to ask a question before the stewards get to them?

That's the chairman's office.

The Modern Damocles -

'I need you to be more MORE DECISIVE when agreeing with me.'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"Nothing personal, I just wanted to see if I still had it."

'First, I'll give you my side of the story...then, the wimp will give you his...'

"Now that's power."

"I don't do intimidation"

Organizational Flow Chart: Puppets

"A few of the staff are still a little unsure of their roles in the company...so here's a quick recap."

Nuclear energy.

'Was there any further criticism om my proposal?'