Power Dynamic Explorer Prints

"Some people think the CEO has the most power, but I select everyone's chairs."

The Rude Butler.

'Whenever I want to be dominated, I visit my bank manager...'

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

'Ahhh...'

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

Oligarchy

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

"If I ever start turning into my father do me a favor and don't turn into my mother."

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

'Jones, I don't like you because it's so hard to find something to blame you for!'

What he lacks in ability and experience he makes up in being the chairman's son.

Would anybody else like to ask a question before the stewards get to them?

"I like to think that each generation will need a little less therapy than the generation before."

That's the chairman's office.

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

The Department of People waiting for Something to Happen...

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

"Helen, is it possible that we are using our child as an intimacy barrier?"

'First, I'll give you my side of the story...then, the wimp will give you his...'

Organizational Flow Chart: Puppets

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

"Nothing personal, I just wanted to see if I still had it."

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

"Now that's power."

"Crosby, Stills, Nash & Jung"

'Thanks for coming. Now, let's see if we can bring this negotiation to closure.'

Coming to a consensus.

'I think my boss is trying to intimidate me, and I get the feeling that I can forget that promotion and raise I was up for.'

"You'll do anything to get out of taking out the garbage."