Animal Dynamics Enthusiast Gifts

Will be back at 4...

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"I'll take this one."

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

Dog Bar with Toilets.

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

"Wait ... now I forgot what I was going to bark at you for."

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Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""

Cat does not want to chase the stick.

"I detect cancer in humans." "I assist the blind with daily tasks." "I crap in the kitchen! I crap in the kitchen!"

"And with that being said Polly became dinner." "Polly wanna cracker?" "Polly wanna piece of yo mama's sweet behind." "Oh boy..."

"Now, the last one was not a "mating call", but a "mates call". I agree that they are very similar, but it's important not to mix them up..."

'I signed him up in obedience school, but all he did was play hooky.'

"Do you think those sounds they make are some primitive attempt to communicate with each other?"

'Interesting. . . 'While dogs respond to dog whistles, wolverines respond only to cash and traveler's checks.''

"You're compromising the entire operation!"

"I bark and I bark and I bark, and yet, somehow, I'm still unhappy."

'We don't devour, Mirabelle: we empower.'

'You've got to be more assertive. You can't just say 'Cock-a-doodle-maybe-do.'

Trap set by bear to catch hunter.

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

"Excuse me, aren't you a cat?"