Animal Dynamic Aficionados Gifts

"She has these fantasies that she ‘rescued’ me, and I just let her believe it."

Skipping Horse

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Bert's dog training.'

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"He was a sea rescue."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'Remember me?'

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

A Tumble Cow

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

Ta Da!...

"He's starting to flag a bit"

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"Ours will be the first mixed marriage in my family. Dog people NEVER marry cat people."

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

"Well that's the last of our offspring gone - let battle commence."

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

"Consider yourself chased."

"He's cooing on the ledge. May I take a message?"