Animal Dynamic Aficionados Pillows

"She has these fantasies that she ‘rescued’ me, and I just let her believe it."

Skipping Horse

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Bert's dog training.'

"He was a sea rescue."

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

Social Distancing Club

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'Remember me?'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

A Tumble Cow

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

"He's starting to flag a bit"

"Ours will be the first mixed marriage in my family. Dog people NEVER marry cat people."

Ta Da!...

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

"Well that's the last of our offspring gone - let battle commence."

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

"Consider yourself chased."

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"