Doggie Dynamics Enthusiast Gifts

'You can speed it up if you want.'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

Dog History

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

Sheepdog

'I'm Mrs, Fenwick,,,you know, Fenwick's Pet Hospital,,,'

'After years of trying, he caught his tail.'

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."

'Do you think I over-praised Marmaduke for fetching the paper?'

"Here's what you do when you're kenneled: find the biggest dog in the joint and kick his #!@*."

Anatomy Of A Dog's Brain

Dynamic decision makers - Will probably be back in an hour or so.

"If you eat the homework, but then spit it out, are you still a bad dog?"

'She even lies about her dog's age!'

Dog checks out His Master's Website.

Will be back at 4...

"Barking can be very affirmational."

"Between being totally aloof or obsessively curious, it's a full day."

"Meow?"

'He loves his polka bark-along.'

"In the old days Oscar would've eaten him alive."

"She has these fantasies that she ‘rescued’ me, and I just let her believe it."

"He's got an amazing sense of direction. He ate my GPS."

'No, Marmaduke, we don't get takeout at a toll booth.'

"Personally, I don't think anything is truly experienced until one rolls in it."

'Great. Nice going. Right in the water.'