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'You can speed it up if you want.'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

Obedience School/Disobedience School.

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

Dog History

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

Sheepdog

'I'm Mrs, Fenwick,,,you know, Fenwick's Pet Hospital,,,'

'After years of trying, he caught his tail.'

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."

'Do you think I over-praised Marmaduke for fetching the paper?'

Doug always circled around four or five times before lying down to sleep.

"Here's what you do when you're kenneled: find the biggest dog in the joint and kick his #!@*."

"Boys, I want you to take this guy for a little ride..."

Anatomy Of A Dog's Brain

'So smart and yet so dumb.'

Dynamic decision makers - Will probably be back in an hour or so.

"If you eat the homework, but then spit it out, are you still a bad dog?"

Dog checks out His Master's Website.

'She even lies about her dog's age!'

'Letter carriers and dogs living together...next on Springer...'

'He loves his polka bark-along.'

'No, Marmaduke, we don't get takeout at a toll booth.'

"He's got an amazing sense of direction. He ate my GPS."

"Meow?"

"She has these fantasies that she ‘rescued’ me, and I just let her believe it."

"Between being totally aloof or obsessively curious, it's a full day."

"Barking can be very affirmational."

Will be back at 4...

"In the old days Oscar would've eaten him alive."

"Personally, I don't think anything is truly experienced until one rolls in it."