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"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'Click it or ticket.'

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

Old and young

'Do you have to do that every time?'

When Pugs dream.

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

Self-walking dog

"Out! Damned Spot!"

'Good boy. That's better than the others, but still too long. For playing fetch, I prefer a shorter stick, shaped like that, without bark or moss, and not quite as heavy.'

'If we build it, they will come.'

"It's that time again when flocks of migratory birds will stop over on our lake, so, time to hide!"

His worst nightmares had come true.

"I bark and bark non-stop, and then they come home. It works everytime."

Ginger was born to dance.

"Jack and Nina's concern grew when their son, James, confided in them that his imaginary friend was, in fact, a short-tempered snapping turtle."

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

Dog: "Have you noticed? He looks more like me all the time."

'Yes, the old lady left me all her worldly wealth. But what I really wanted was her liver.'

'Uh-Oh! There goes the neighborhood.'

"Between being totally aloof or obsessively curious, it's a full day."

'They get along beautifully. The dog thinks he's a cat, and the cat thinks she's a dog.'

"Cute cat videos, again! But I'm right here!"

Fisherman telling wife and then cat how big the fish was

"You ever heard of microdosing?"