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Fisherman telling wife and then cat how big the fish was

Wife Knitting Using Wool from Husband's Sweater.

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

'I didn't hear you calling. I can't listen to everybody who yells at me.'

The apartment 5-J Film Festival.

Old and young

'Dear, would it be all right if I was assertive for a minute?'

'Dear, I think the plants need watering.'

Sex Equality

'And I said to him: 'Actually, I'm the white sheep of the family'...'

'Is something wrong, dear? -- you're home on time for dinner!'

"Jack and Nina's concern grew when their son, James, confided in them that his imaginary friend was, in fact, a short-tempered snapping turtle."

"Stop staring!"

The Rude Butler.

'Well, you sure got your message across to the people THAT time.'

'Something is bothering you Roger. A wife can tell.'

"You have a truly magnificent scowl!"

'Bring your birth certificate when you pick me up - My Dad will want to see it.'

"If you won't let me pay for dinner, at least let me pay for sex later."

"Whoa, whoa, take it easy, Honey. Just slow down, take a deep breath and ping me about it later."

"I noticed you looking at me."

"We met on a self catering holiday and he's still there!"

"Adam, it's the boys. You've got to do something about their fighting! I swear someday one of them is going to kill the other one!"

"Goodbye George, but use the back door. The plumber has arrived."

'First time grandfather hey! Me, I'm a great great great great great great great grandfather...'

Whole family rushing to see a newly laid egg

Mona Lisa in a bar: 'Forget it, Ted...she's way out of your league!'

"After you've finished doing what you're doing, could you not begin doing something else?"

"Well, at least things can't get any worse..."