Domestic Dynamics Lover Pillows

Fisherman telling wife and then cat how big the fish was

Wife Knitting Using Wool from Husband's Sweater.

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

"It wasn't a farming accident. She just bit my head off again."

'I didn't hear you calling. I can't listen to everybody who yells at me.'

'What's our stockbroker doing in the shower? Quick! Run and get me a rolled up copy of the Wall Street Journal!'

The apartment 5-J Film Festival.

You have to hunt a different one

Old and young

'Dear, would it be all right if I was assertive for a minute?'

'Dear, I think the plants need watering.'

Sex Equality

"Jack and Nina's concern grew when their son, James, confided in them that his imaginary friend was, in fact, a short-tempered snapping turtle."

'Is something wrong, dear? -- you're home on time for dinner!'

'And I said to him: 'Actually, I'm the white sheep of the family'...'

The Rude Butler.

"Stop staring!"

'Something is bothering you Roger. A wife can tell.'

"You have a truly magnificent scowl!"

'Well, you sure got your message across to the people THAT time.'

'Bring your birth certificate when you pick me up - My Dad will want to see it.'

"If you won't let me pay for dinner, at least let me pay for sex later."

"Goodbye George, but use the back door. The plumber has arrived."

'First time grandfather hey! Me, I'm a great great great great great great great grandfather...'

"Adam, it's the boys. You've got to do something about their fighting! I swear someday one of them is going to kill the other one!"

I'm in a quandary, Ann. On the one hand, I was hoping to have "the most fun you can have without laughing" tonight. On the other hand, this being a comic strip, going for laughs is the whole idea. What would Beetle Bailey do?

"I noticed you looking at me."

"Whoa, whoa, take it easy, Honey. Just slow down, take a deep breath and ping me about it later."

"We met on a self catering holiday and he's still there!"

Whole family rushing to see a newly laid egg

Mona Lisa in a bar: 'Forget it, Ted...she's way out of your league!'