Comedic Couple Dynamic Lover Pillows

"The blow drier is broken."

"April Fools'! You should’ve seen the look on your face!"

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

"What makes you think I doubt your abilities?"

"Anyone else would have ship wrecked us on a south seas island."

'Things haven't been the same since the alien abduction.'

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

"You lick, I'll dry."

'Explain to me again how a trip to the mall to buy shoelaces resulted in this!'

'I didn't recognize your old boyfriend at first. He's got a new car.'

'...I love it when you talk dirty!'

"You ever notice how heavy your head is?"

"Try to remember to flex your ankles and if possible walk up and down the room."

'Since we were first married, I vowed I'd never let Jim see me slopping around in the mornings with my hair in curlers!'

'That holiday I booked for my wife to the Galapagos Islands? She found her way back, so can we try another destination?'

This pregnancy thing just isn't working out, Steve - I can't use my laptop!

'The answer is yes - I'll sign your pre-nuptial agreement.'

"I'm sorry you decided to leave us! I will really miss your wife at our company parties!"

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

'Look, Mom. I'm belly dancing.'

'How can I miss you if you won't go away!'

"Well, I think they fit perfectly."

'How about some marital counselling, hon? Should we grab some while we're in this aisle?' 'No, we're fine on that.'

'My dad warned me about fellas like you!'

'Why don't you put your money in the Bank, instead of stuffing it under the mattress?'

'To thumb a lift from this one mate, you must be tired of life!'