Duet Dynamo Pillows

Two people practice the french horn.

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

Annual run-off at the mouth.

Networking

Romance

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

'She posted her first blog today.'

Cossack dancers

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

"I got a red card for not having enough fun!!"

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

Donald Trump

'Working on my computer save me loads of spare time. To do more stuff on my computer.'

"I'm right here. Focused!"

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

"Yes, Robert. Reasonable people can have different interpretations of things, but not this thing."

"Of course, that's just my opinion. If you want my professional opinion it will cost you."

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

Crop duster wanted.

Arrogant junior barrister

'It takes great courage of conviction to know you're wrong, yet still proceed forward.'

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

Got Rationality?

"I want to forewarn you—tonight's topic seems to be phallocentrism, and Jessica is in a take-no-prisoners mood."

Nothing like a Strong Message for the Midterms

"And keep in mind that the only stupid question is the one that isn't asked. Discussion?"

'For ever 'no-no' there's a legal 'yes-yes'.'

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

The power of the blog.

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."

"Tell the Greeks austerity is necessary to finance our campaign to explain why austerity is necessary."

Jeremy Corbyn