Drama Dynamo Pillows

"The character I'm playing has Alzheimer's disease. So, I'm bound to forget my lines occasionally!"

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

Annual run-off at the mouth.

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

Networking

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

Romance

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Cossack dancers

'She posted her first blog today.'

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

Donald Trump

'Working on my computer save me loads of spare time. To do more stuff on my computer.'

"I'm right here. Focused!"

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

"Yes, Robert. Reasonable people can have different interpretations of things, but not this thing."

Engineer on the move.

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

"Of course, that's just my opinion. If you want my professional opinion it will cost you."

Arrogant junior barrister

'It takes great courage of conviction to know you're wrong, yet still proceed forward.'

Nothing like a Strong Message for the Midterms

"And keep in mind that the only stupid question is the one that isn't asked. Discussion?"

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

"I want to forewarn you—tonight's topic seems to be phallocentrism, and Jessica is in a take-no-prisoners mood."

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

Got Rationality?

'My motto is 'Lead, follow or get out of the way!''

The power of the blog.

Attack of the 50 foot administrative professional.

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."