Theatrical Dynamo Pillows

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

Jack of all trades

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

Networking

Romance

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Cossack dancers

'She posted her first blog today.'

"Lovely dovetail."

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

A holiday at home

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

'Working on my computer save me loads of spare time. To do more stuff on my computer.'

"I'm right here. Focused!"

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

"That explains all the cavities."

Wallpapering with Nails

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

"He's got a great future behind him!"

The power of the blog.

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

Thor's Other Tools

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'