Godly Powers Admirer Pillows

Australia's Short-Lived God

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Look man, no wings!'

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

No, I'm not going to aim at that mouse, either!

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

Arch of Triumph Save

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

The Witch Sisters Fmaily Picture

Iceland volcano

"My super-vision sees...someone yelling at his elders...Cousin Cecilia sneaking out her window...someone making a spinach burrito... No! I must stay focused...and find the evil villain mal de ojo!"

Your angel is always with you

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

The REAL reason for the end of the world.

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

Cat Heaven.

Hubble Telescope

It's a new miracle fabric, of course.

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

Yellow Fairy