Godly Powers Admirer Pillows

Australia's Short-Lived God

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Look man, no wings!'

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

Arch of Triumph Save

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

Iceland volcano

Your angel is always with you

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

The REAL reason for the end of the world.

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

Hubble Telescope

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

'You know what I miss? Live Performances!'

Heaven Security Checks.

"It occurred to me that there's no rule against having mutant telekinetic powers and pepper spray."