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Howling Dogs - Screaming Moon

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

Night of the Zombonies.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Michael Jackson.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Water is discovered on the moon....

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

Dog Howling the Moon way

A were-cow.

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

Cleaning up space junk.

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

'If we can put a man on the moon, why can't it be him?'

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

Glimpses One Dollar

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

"Have you been bathing in moonlight?"

"I'm hoping we might get a crater named after us."

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

"It's okay, fellahs - only another bloody statue of Gormley by Gromley!"

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

A full moon