Moon Mission Fan Pillows

Neil & Buzz suspect someone may have beaten them to the moon.

Amazing, Buzz! These moon rock samples you brought back in '69 contain evidence of water on the moon

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

High-gravity baseball

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

Moon Lander

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Rocket Ark

"...9...8...7...6...5...4...3..."

It seems like only billionaires are going into the space rocket business. It's because there's no such thing as a free launch.

Chinese space program.

Rockets of Nasa and nasal.

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

'One small step for man. Hundreds of thousands of miles for my frequent flier program.'

Serious business

"Eye irritation is quite common when Saturn and Jupiter are in this position. It's called conjunctivitis."

"This is a very nice thing you’re doing."

Giant stomp.

"How can we cut costs on Mars vehicles?"

"Houston - we finally have evidence that the Moon's climate used to be a lot wetter..."

Humpty Dumpty

"Yeah, it works, but you still shouldn't have forgotten the flag!"

Wolf clinging on to a speeding space rocket

Lasting Impression July 20th 1969

Clowns ready to rescue woman jumping from burning building

'Such a pity you couldn't find your way through the maze to deactivate my doomsday rocket, Mr Bond. Perhaps now you'll admit that you're not as clever as a well-trained lab rat.'

'Put it down, it's the captain's log.'

"To think, one day our children will look back at this moment and proclaim, 'fake news'!"

'...and what about my Human Rights?'