Mars Dreamer T-Shirts

"I've found some water, but there's still nowhere to plug the kettle in."

Musk Musk Musk

Occu-Pie Mars

Employment demands

"Maybe we can find water on Mars."

Elon Musk caricature

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

'But what is the universe for?'

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

Save Our Universe

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

'I wish I was creative'

Shoot For The Moon

Moon: Made in China

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Mermaid Art

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

Pole Star

Questions

I applied for a job with NASA but they turned me down. I think it was because I told them I wanted to be an astronaut because in space, you can't cry because there's no gravity and tears can't flow.

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

Elementary problem of aeronautics... Putting a cow over the moon.

Tourist

UFO Shelter

'Don't be silly - the sun won't burn itself our for another 5 billion years. Bedsides, the Earth will have been smashed to smithereens by asteroids long before that.'

Alien attack in the 1950s

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

Whale Romance

"Where do you see yourself in five light years?"