Sea Voyage Dreamer Gifts

Noah leaving all the animals behind.

'He got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning!'

Ever Given

Captain in a storm

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"Touché"

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

"After grad school, and before joining Wall Street, I decided to travel a bit."

'I wish I was creative'

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Mermaid Art

"Brave explorers of the world"

Lifesaver!

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

Whale Romance

'Silent type, eh?'

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

The crew can no longer tolerate Captain Bligh's ruthless splitting of infinitives."

The Sea Anglers: There is a warm feeling of brotherhood among all those who love messing about in boats...

'Hey! Down in front!'

"He's chasing the White Whale, as usual."

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

'Go ahead,ask me which way is north.'

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

"Wait...Did I Say 'North'?"

"Do you think there's life out there?"

My First Boat

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

"What should we do today? Swim against the tide or go with the flow?"