Training Day Dreamer Gifts

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

'I reckon we have grounds for a libel action, don't you?.'

Smile

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

'Homework done only $1.00' 'Homework eaten only $0.50'

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

Ahhh, spring baseball.

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

“Honestly class, where are your minds?!”

Football Bomb

Loser's Podium.

'Dad's old school teacher was really strict. He still has to go back every night, to finish his detention!'

"This isn't bad. Ten per cent all A's."

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'

"And, folks, if you'll take a look out the right side of the plane you'll see a cloud that looks exactly like a pirate."

"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."

'This was to have been Hillary's greatest moment...'

"Let him sleep. When he wakes up his nightmare will begin!"

New Years Resolutions: Join Gym. . .Cancel Gym.

Well there's something you don't see every day...

"I'm delegating my New Years Resolutions, you'll be running a marathon in July!"

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

'This is weird - there's a thin person inside me, TEXTING to get out.'

"Those image resolutions are crystal clear, but it's my New Year's resolutions that are getting pretty fuzzy."