School Day Dreamer Gifts

'Homework done only $1.00' 'Homework eaten only $0.50'

"Reading, writing, AND arithmetic - I'm too YOUNG to multitask!"

"I'm off to school. . . Don't try to follow me."

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"I hate alphabet soup. It reminds me of that spelling I flunked."

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

'So what are you studying, young man?'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

'I reckon we have grounds for a libel action, don't you?.'

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

"That's the answer to 'How long till winter break?' I'm looking for the capital

“Honestly class, where are your minds?!”

"How can a student who can't speak English or Gobbledegook expect to pass?"

'Dad's old school teacher was really strict. He still has to go back every night, to finish his detention!'

"And, folks, if you'll take a look out the right side of the plane you'll see a cloud that looks exactly like a pirate."

"This isn't bad. Ten per cent all A's."

"Let him sleep. When he wakes up his nightmare will begin!"

'Today in school we learned there's no free lunch. It's called making up snow days.'

'I'm sorry,Mrs.Hurley, but my mind's on 'hold' today.'

"That's alright, I'll keep you company: I'm not in a hurry to get to school..."

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

Remember coefficients? No. Me neither. Nostalgebra.

"This was the best school day of the week!"

'Generally I'm only out at night, but it was such a nice day, I decided to fly around for a while.'

Kid in bed to mom: How come third graders don't get a personal day?

"I was rather hoping a Passaic River School might form, but so far it's just me."