Schooldaydreamer Gifts

"That's the answer to 'How long till winter break?' I'm looking for the capital

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Tree house.

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'I reckon we have grounds for a libel action, don't you?.'

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

"I'll have the usual."

"Better to have had ice cream and lost it than never to have had ice cream at all."

"It looks brighter over there!"

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

'I can change! I swear!'

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

'Now, Billy, why don't you tell the class why you want to be a pirate when you grow up.'

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

"Only four more weeks before school is out...and then we're free for the time of our lives!"

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'

"Every summer I regret having used up all my vacation days in January."

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'