School Days Dreamer Gifts

"Remember before summer when we were in school? We walked in the halls...carried books...took tests. Those were the days."

"You're not in kindergarten anymore. There is NO nap time, NO snack time and definitely NO doodling in middle school."

"It says it tastes like the real thing and includes directions on how to start a food fight."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Tree house.

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

'I reckon we have grounds for a libel action, don't you?.'

"Better to have had ice cream and lost it than never to have had ice cream at all."

"I'll have the usual."

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

'I can change! I swear!'

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

'Now, Billy, why don't you tell the class why you want to be a pirate when you grow up.'

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

Cocoa. Make it a double. Sure, Myles. Coming up. Here ya go. Double today; everything okay? Oh yeah, sure. What's not okay about realizing 3rd grade means a whole bunch of homework and Sally Anne Peters wanting to talk about feelings? Tell me all this weirdness ends soon. Triple on the house.

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

'Homework done only $1.00' 'Homework eaten only $0.50'