Classroom Dreamer Gifts

'I know I'm having trouble reading at a 3rd grade level...that's why, when I grow up, I'm going to be a 2nd grade teacher.'

"Enough about the handsome stranger. Show me that quiet, studious class of highly motivated students again please."

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

'You should concentrate on your schoolwork for now - you'll have plenty of time to pick a running mate later.'

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

'So what are you studying, young man?'

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'I reckon we have grounds for a libel action, don't you?.'

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

'It's my application to Harvard...'

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

Good luck in your A Levels.

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...'

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

'I'm having a hard time balancing homework and family time.'

'Homework done only $1.00' 'Homework eaten only $0.50'

'And here's my collection of stock in DiscoCorp... or as I call it, your college fund.'

Johannes Kepler

'That's all there is in my college fund? That won't even buy the beer!'

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

"How can a student who can't speak English or Gobbledegook expect to pass?"

"While your lesson plans were perfect, and your bulletin boards were terrific...your classroom management skills need work!"