Educator's Daydreamer Gifts

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

'So what are you studying, young man?'

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'I reckon we have grounds for a libel action, don't you?.'

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

I often thought that I should have been a weaver of words,someone who danced and sang his way into peoples souls and through my imagination led others into a world of dreams and intoxicating revelry...But auditing offered a much better pension.

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

Good luck in your A Levels.

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

'Homework done only $1.00' 'Homework eaten only $0.50'

"We've managed to cut down the 16 pills you're taking to just one!"

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

"I suppose we could burst onto the literary scene."

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

'Dad's old school teacher was really strict. He still has to go back every night, to finish his detention!'

'And finally, if you're going to commit a felony, do it before ol' dad incurs the high cost of tuition.'

Tunnel of I Like You but I'm just really busy right now with grad school and stuff.

Painter's muse

"This isn't bad. Ten per cent all A's."

The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!'

'My building doesn't allow pets. Do you think the teacher will buy it if I tell her dust bunnies ate my homework?'

Writer's irony.

"He can't come out to play right now...he's working on his autobiography."

'Today in school we learned there's no free lunch. It's called making up snow days.'

"This family who came with the frame made it clear they want no contact with me."

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