School Daydreamer Gifts

'Yes Jason, you may go to the lavatory, but next time just raise your hand.'

'Dad's old school teacher was really strict. He still has to go back every night, to finish his detention!'

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

'I reckon we have grounds for a libel action, don't you?.'

“Honestly class, where are your minds?!”

'Him? Teacher's pet? Must mean that she keeps him in a cage?'

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

Karen gets busted.

'Today in school we learned there's no free lunch. It's called making up snow days.'

"School today, school tomorrow... School next week, school next month... Sometimes, when I think about where I'm going...I can't help but feel that maybe I've already been there."

"All I asked is if everybody had finished his homework assignment."

"This isn't bad. Ten per cent all A's."

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

'So what are you studying, young man?'

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

Good luck in your A Levels.

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

'Homework done only $1.00' 'Homework eaten only $0.50'

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

"That's the answer to 'How long till winter break?' I'm looking for the capital

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!'

'And finally, if you're going to commit a felony, do it before ol' dad incurs the high cost of tuition.'

'My building doesn't allow pets. Do you think the teacher will buy it if I tell her dust bunnies ate my homework?'

Tunnel of I Like You but I'm just really busy right now with grad school and stuff.

"And, folks, if you'll take a look out the right side of the plane you'll see a cloud that looks exactly like a pirate."

No Action Comics

'I haven't been in any academic journals but I do get my Tweets re-Tweeted a lot.'