Schooltime Dreamer Gifts

I don't think I'm ready yet for the information age.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

'So what are you studying, young man?'

Tree house.

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

'I reckon we have grounds for a libel action, don't you?.'

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"I'll have the usual."

"Better to have had ice cream and lost it than never to have had ice cream at all."

'I can change! I swear!'

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

"Dad—will the heroine go into rehab?"

'Now, Billy, why don't you tell the class why you want to be a pirate when you grow up.'

Good luck in your A Levels.

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'