School Day Dreamers Gifts

Remember coefficients? No. Me neither. Nostalgebra.

"That's alright, I'll keep you company: I'm not in a hurry to get to school..."

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

'I reckon we have grounds for a libel action, don't you?.'

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

'Homework done only $1.00' 'Homework eaten only $0.50'

"How can a student who can't speak English or Gobbledegook expect to pass?"

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

"That's the answer to 'How long till winter break?' I'm looking for the capital

“Honestly class, where are your minds?!”

'Dad's old school teacher was really strict. He still has to go back every night, to finish his detention!'

"This isn't bad. Ten per cent all A's."

"And, folks, if you'll take a look out the right side of the plane you'll see a cloud that looks exactly like a pirate."

"Let him sleep. When he wakes up his nightmare will begin!"

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

#NationalPoetryDay

'Today in school we learned there's no free lunch. It's called making up snow days.'

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

'I'm sorry,Mrs.Hurley, but my mind's on 'hold' today.'

"This was the best school day of the week!"

'Generally I'm only out at night, but it was such a nice day, I decided to fly around for a while.'

Kid in bed to mom: How come third graders don't get a personal day?

"I was rather hoping a Passaic River School might form, but so far it's just me."

"I hate alphabet soup. It reminds me of that spelling I flunked."

"It says it tastes like the real thing and includes directions on how to start a food fight."

"You're not in kindergarten anymore. There is NO nap time, NO snack time and definitely NO doodling in middle school."

"You know you are only drawing this to distract yourself from getting on with something difficult."

Life guard sees a woman on a desert island in a swimming pool.