School Bell Daydreamer Gifts

"They sent us home early today... the teachers needed some quiet time!"

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

Lady of the bath...

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

'I reckon we have grounds for a libel action, don't you?.'

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"Ahh, shade."

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

'Homework done only $1.00' 'Homework eaten only $0.50'

“Honestly class, where are your minds?!”

Keep Off The Hay

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

"That's the answer to 'How long till winter break?' I'm looking for the capital

"You should always stretch before engaging in strenuous activity."

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'Dad's old school teacher was really strict. He still has to go back every night, to finish his detention!'

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

Royal Picnic

"This isn't bad. Ten per cent all A's."

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

'My building doesn't allow pets. Do you think the teacher will buy it if I tell her dust bunnies ate my homework?'

When Pugs dream.

'My right brain isn't working.'

Pavlov's Dream.

'I'm sorry, but don't you think fetch is a little overrated?'

"That's alright, I'll keep you company: I'm not in a hurry to get to school..."

"This one's going down."

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

'Today in school we learned there's no free lunch. It's called making up snow days.'

'I'm sorry,Mrs.Hurley, but my mind's on 'hold' today.'

A man walks three dogs at gunpoint