Classroom Dreamer Prints

'I know I'm having trouble reading at a 3rd grade level...that's why, when I grow up, I'm going to be a 2nd grade teacher.'

"Enough about the handsome stranger. Show me that quiet, studious class of highly motivated students again please."

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

'You should concentrate on your schoolwork for now - you'll have plenty of time to pick a running mate later.'

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

'So what are you studying, young man?'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'I reckon we have grounds for a libel action, don't you?.'

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

'It's my application to Harvard...'

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

Good luck in your A Levels.

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

'I'm having a hard time balancing homework and family time.'

'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...'

'Homework done only $1.00' 'Homework eaten only $0.50'

'And here's my collection of stock in DiscoCorp... or as I call it, your college fund.'

“Honestly class, where are your minds?!”

Johannes Kepler

'That's all there is in my college fund? That won't even buy the beer!'

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

I got into the college everyone wants to go to! Well played. It's the perfect fit for me! Way to go! Eco-Club. Which one is it? Dunno. Why do you care? So I don't apply there!