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"Remember before summer when we were in school? We walked in the halls...carried books...took tests. Those were the days."

"You're not in kindergarten anymore. There is NO nap time, NO snack time and definitely NO doodling in middle school."

"It says it tastes like the real thing and includes directions on how to start a food fight."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Tree house.

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

'I reckon we have grounds for a libel action, don't you?.'

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"Better to have had ice cream and lost it than never to have had ice cream at all."

"I'll have the usual."

'I can change! I swear!'

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

'Now, Billy, why don't you tell the class why you want to be a pirate when you grow up.'

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

'Homework done only $1.00' 'Homework eaten only $0.50'

'Where do you see yourself in five years?'