Marathon Daydreamer Gifts

"I'm delegating my New Years Resolutions, you'll be running a marathon in July!"

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

'I reckon we have grounds for a libel action, don't you?.'

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

Smile

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'

“Honestly class, where are your minds?!”

Loser's Podium.

'Dad's old school teacher was really strict. He still has to go back every night, to finish his detention!'

"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."

"And, folks, if you'll take a look out the right side of the plane you'll see a cloud that looks exactly like a pirate."

"This isn't bad. Ten per cent all A's."

No Action Comics

'Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?'

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

'Today in school we learned there's no free lunch. It's called making up snow days.'

People liked running things past Michael.

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

"This family who came with the frame made it clear they want no contact with me."

'Are you meditating or fantasizing?'

"Why is it that every time I stare mindlessly out the window you find something for me to do?"

A quick escape from a business meeting.

"That meeting was very instructive. I never realized I could sleep with my eyes open."

'Generally I'm only out at night, but it was such a nice day, I decided to fly around for a while.'

At the Olympic qualifiers for staring out the window

"Well they say everyone has a book in them."

'It's a fine line between meditating and fantasying.'

"You know you are only drawing this to distract yourself from getting on with something difficult."

Cycling Race