Aerobic Humorists Gifts

Seal Aerobic Classes.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"How should we divide the teams?"

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Guide fish.

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Pelobong

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

Cyclist Flamingoes

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

'The best part is being able to fly without taking off your shoes.'

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

"RAF Recruitment Waiting Room."

Very drunk professional cyclist

Football Violence

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

Cow Pilot.

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

Shark Chum

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

"There is no air conditioning in the luggage compartment so stand up straight and stop licking your nose!"

Fish Farm.

'Here comes the in-flight meal.'

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also beating the spread."

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"