Aerobic Humorists Gifts

Seal Aerobic Classes.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Pete Sampras

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"How should we divide the teams?"

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

Guide fish.

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

Cyclist Flamingoes

Pelobong

'The best part is being able to fly without taking off your shoes.'

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

"RAF Recruitment Waiting Room."

Very drunk professional cyclist

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

Shark Chum

Cow Pilot.

Another hot flash?

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

Football Violence

"There is no air conditioning in the luggage compartment so stand up straight and stop licking your nose!"

Fish Farm.

'Here comes the in-flight meal.'

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also beating the spread."