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'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"I told him we needed more string."

"Could you keep still?"

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Giraffe Portrait

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

Circus

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Cow Pilot.

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

Basic economy

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

'He has really taken to the training.'

'He can toot his own horn but when he starts tooting the government's we need to step in.'

"I got replaced by another clown"

"I see you like to let your actions do the talking."

Flamenco

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Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar this Celtic air fiddle.

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

Nicholas recognises the young lady unknown

After his 'Activity Weekend' Uncle Reg was a changed man.

Flight School.

A gymnast holding a balloon

Model Stealth Bomber.

20 Years Later The First Pyramid Would Be Built, And Cheerleading Finales Would Never Be The Same.