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'But I gave you folks enough geriatric tablets to last Rover for a year. How could you have used them up so soon?'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Back to school.

Football

'He's maturing early.'

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"Koalas when no one's looking"

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

Washing Line Walker

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

Circus Act

The Path

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Circus

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

Fly Artist

Man indignant at having caught no fish

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Information Tightrope.

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

"Support the head."

"You were right, Bob! It IS the length of the pendulum, not the mass."

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

Missing you.

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'