Acrobat Adventurer Gifts

Gymnast.

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

Guitar Man.

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Washing Line Walker

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

The Path

Joe Henry

Circus

Fly Artist

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Man catching a woman on flying trapeze.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Information Tightrope.

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

"You were right, Bob! It IS the length of the pendulum, not the mass."

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"Support the head."

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

Missing you.

I avoided the layoff, but they transferred me to the high-wire act. At least it's steady work.

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

Water divining Mars

"Well, I'm not sure about all the rest of this, but you can't ride that unicycle on the roadway!"

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."