Acrobat Of Persuasion Gifts

Disraeli 'The Political Leotard'

Changing Minds

Washing Line Walker

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

The Path

Circus

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Fly Artist

Man catching a woman on flying trapeze.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

Information Tightrope.

"Now the first thing you have to do is to get a client's attention."

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

"Support the head."

Phone solicitors like customers who are afraid to hang up.

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

Missing you.

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

I avoided the layoff, but they transferred me to the high-wire act. At least it's steady work.

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

"Well, I'm not sure about all the rest of this, but you can't ride that unicycle on the roadway!"

"He just talked me into giving him a 200% raise in his allowance. At least we don't have to worry about him not succeeding in business when he grows up."

Rule one: Never work without a net. Rule two: Specify the type of net.

'...and by persuading your bosses to send you on this course, you've all passed!'

"I'm going to be a lawyer so I'll be arguing both sides."

'Oh bugger cramp!'

Trampoline Balance

I'm just a pollster, ma'am - I have no idea which candidate is a cat person.

"My bad."

A trapeze artist jumping into the arms of a vampire

Trapeze Artists