Acrobat In Disguise Gifts

The job interview took an odd turn.

Washing Line Walker

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

The Path

Fly Artist

Circus

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Man catching a woman on flying trapeze.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'Enjoying a snifter of brandy by the fire...'

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

Information Tightrope.

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

"You were right, Bob! It IS the length of the pendulum, not the mass."

"Support the head."

"I'm learning to let go and have fun."

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

Missing you.

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

I avoided the layoff, but they transferred me to the high-wire act. At least it's steady work.

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

"Well, I'm not sure about all the rest of this, but you can't ride that unicycle on the roadway!"

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

"Any other skills?"

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

Rule one: Never work without a net. Rule two: Specify the type of net.

'Oh bugger cramp!'

Trampoline Balance

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

A trapeze artist jumping into the arms of a vampire

"My bad."

'Tonight - music from cat, acrobatics from cow, comedy from me - we have a great show for you - don't run away!'

"You see where Sixth Avenue meets Broadway? That's where you want to be."