Canine In Disguise Gifts

"The last thing we need now is to sit around with a hangdog look!"

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Keyworker

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

"I'm in disguise."

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

Clandestine cows.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

"I take it you want to go for a perp walk."

"I had no idea. You mean I'm a dog?"

A gift for me? It's a cape because I think you're a superhero!

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

"It's not that you ate the sirloin tips. It's the lying."

"Hey, buddy. If you're not making a call, vacate the booth!"

"Make it look like nine accidents.'

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

Why the city's string of cat burglaries remains unsolved.

"Someone at this address is intercepting foreign hacking codes."

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

"Now these prescription glasses are popular with our clients who like to be stylish yet lay low."

"President Whipple couldn't make it."

'But I always thought you were a dog person.'

"How was your day, dear?"

"Do you recognise the giraffe who hit you?"

Federal witness protection agency.

Man chooses head from cupboard.

'No, I thought you were John Simpson.'

'If that's Bo-Peep, you haven't seen me...'

The Secret Service gets a new look.

"My weakness is collectible porcelain ponies."

'Oh thats just Lady Gaga going to the shops.'

'It's another obscene call!'