Canine In Disguise Pillows

"The last thing we need now is to sit around with a hangdog look!"

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Keyworker

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

"I'm in disguise."

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Clandestine cows.

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

"I take it you want to go for a perp walk."

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

"I had no idea. You mean I'm a dog?"

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

"Make it look like nine accidents.'

"It's not that you ate the sirloin tips. It's the lying."

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

"Hey, buddy. If you're not making a call, vacate the booth!"

Why the city's string of cat burglaries remains unsolved.

"Someone at this address is intercepting foreign hacking codes."

"President Whipple couldn't make it."

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

'But I always thought you were a dog person.'

"Do you recognise the giraffe who hit you?"

"Now these prescription glasses are popular with our clients who like to be stylish yet lay low."

Federal witness protection agency.

"How was your day, dear?"

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"My weakness is collectible porcelain ponies."

'No, I thought you were John Simpson.'

'If that's Bo-Peep, you haven't seen me...'

The Secret Service gets a new look.

'...and don't forget to switch off your cell phones.'

'It's another obscene call!'

"Uh-oh!. . . Look out! Where did he come from? Something spooky is going on in this picture...Can you spot it?"