Animal Disguise Lovers Pillows

Football Chameleon

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Clandestine cows.

The Cow-Butt Frog.

"They've been walking like this since they watched that documentary on elephants."

'Costume - What costume?'

"He does impressions too!"

'I saw him go that way.'

"Do you recognise the giraffe who hit you?"

An Elf Pervert: 'Just put these on...see if they fit.'

'I said to come in 'full scuba gear', not 'Scooby gear'!'

"The last thing we need now is to sit around with a hangdog look!"

'Here comes Stewy! Haha! This surprise is gonna kill him!'

Camouflage Waldo

'Harry has laryngitis.'

"Nice top and tails."

Strange Easter bunny

"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."

"You know I love that outfit."

'I think it would be best if I took you one at a time.'

Penetrating Pet Disguises...

'Nothing against you - I just don't like the taste of rabbit.'

'Yes sir, been deer hunting for nigh on forty years. Ain't nuthin' I don't know about...say, don't I know you from somewhere?'

"Really? You're going to use that to catch candy?"

"I'm in construction."

"His identity crisis is getting worse!"

Hunters catch up to deer hiding as corporate executive. ('How'd you find me, fellas?')

Postman is wearing a dog mask.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Wordilly Durdillies - Man 'sheepish' in sheep outfit

Evidently Noah had at least one incompetent assistant.

Dog in a costume trick or treating.

"How would you feel if your owner dressed you up in a silly costume, then posted it online?"

Disguises for Dogs.

"Twenty, if you count the one that’s flying the plane."