Dog Walker In Disguise Gifts

Pet peeves.

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Quick, start the car!"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Dog Walking Services

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

A large leaf falling on a dog

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

'Bert's dog training.'

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Skeleton playing fetch.

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Dog Park

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

Love a Mutt

A man and his dog