Dog Walker In Disguise Gifts

Pet peeves.

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"Quick, start the car!"

Dog Walking Services

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

A large leaf falling on a dog

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

'Bert's dog training.'

Skeleton playing fetch.

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"He's no hat and all corgis."

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Dog Park

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Love a Mutt

"The cat told me to eat your homework."