Invisible Dog Walker Gifts

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Dog Walking Services

"Quick, start the car!"

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

'Bert's dog training.'

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

A large leaf falling on a dog

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

Skeleton playing fetch.

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

Dog Park

Tourists and their Pets.

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

Dog lover

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Blind man walking a tortoise.

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

"Mine's still in bed."

"Don't even think about it."