Invisible Dog Enthusiasts Gifts

That's silly - how many people own invisible dogs?

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

"I take it you want to go for a perp walk."

"Apparently he only uses fugitive colours."

The Cow-Butt Frog.

"Make it look like nine accidents.'

"He's been acting like this ever since we installed the invisible fence."

"Someone at this address is intercepting foreign hacking codes."

"Do you recognise the giraffe who hit you?"

"This was the closest I could get to being invisible."

"Well...that's it! you can put your clothes on now."

'I don't care how smart he is, he's not allowed on the furniture!'

"The last thing we need now is to sit around with a hangdog look!"

'Gentlemen, I have evidence that one of us is a spy.'

Which of you is the gent who thinks he's invisible?'

"So what? Germs are also invisible!"

Football Chameleon

The invisible man gets carded.

"Okay...enjoy your invisible fence while we go eat invisible scraps!...."

Rockwell School (Dog disguised as pupil).

Invisible H. G. Wells statue.

Penetrating Pet Disguises...

"Now they'll never know who's on first."

'Nothing against you - I just don't like the taste of rabbit.'

The Invisible Man's job interview.

When mime artists travel to work.

"I'm in construction."

'He's a neurotic bloodhound. He thinks he's being followed.'

"This may be past it's use-by date."

H.G. Wells