Dog Disguise Enthusiast Gifts

Postman is wearing a dog mask.

"I was almost that last year."

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

'Isn't it cute how Roscoe dances around when I come home?'

Clandestine cows.

"I take it you want to go for a perp walk."

The Cow-Butt Frog.

"Make it look like nine accidents.'

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."

"Someone at this address is intercepting foreign hacking codes."

"Do you recognise the giraffe who hit you?"

'But I always thought you were a dog person.'

'I said to come in 'full scuba gear', not 'Scooby gear'!'

"The last thing we need now is to sit around with a hangdog look!"

"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."

'Don't tell me, your human volunteered you to be in the annual Christmas play.'

Football Chameleon

Strange Easter bunny

"Nice top and tails."

"Yeah, I wouldn't be too concerned about how stupid that cone looks."

"Hey, we're working our asses off here!"

Pet peeves.

Penetrating Pet Disguises...

'Yes sir, been deer hunting for nigh on forty years. Ain't nuthin' I don't know about...say, don't I know you from somewhere?'

'Nothing against you - I just don't like the taste of rabbit.'

'I think it would be best if I took you one at a time.'

Hunters catch up to deer hiding as corporate executive. ('How'd you find me, fellas?')

Wordilly Durdillies - Man 'sheepish' in sheep outfit

"I'm in construction."

Evidently Noah had at least one incompetent assistant.

Dog in a costume trick or treating.

"Really? You're going to use that to catch candy?"